One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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