no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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