this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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