Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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