If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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