Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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