My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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