So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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