her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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