So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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