Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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