the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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