Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just threw up on my dentist
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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