i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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