We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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