Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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