i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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