Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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