Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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