Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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