Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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