Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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