Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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