One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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