I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Your penis caused this!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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