that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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