I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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