Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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