so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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