Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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