Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize