Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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