I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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