guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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