It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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