The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My dick has a subreddit
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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