I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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