so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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