Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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