u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
