does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
