Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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