I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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