I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Still dying that you shit outside
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize