The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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