I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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