Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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