Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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