The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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