I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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