VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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