you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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